Solitude

When they are alone they want to be with others, and when they are with others they want to be alone. After all, human beings are like that. Hipocryts are these strange creature estranged in this worldly world.

Why to allow oneself be imprisoned by any affection. Keep your solitude. The day, if it ever comes, when you are given true affection there will be no opposition between interior solitude and friendship, quite the reverse. It is even by this infallible sign that you will recognize it.

This estranged Banyan tree in satyam campus prides in itself that it finds solitude. But thats again a myth that stands by its side. It finds me there when it needs solitude. And I get a company to search solitude thats hard to find when I am not alone. This annoys me as this seclusion is severly affected due to presence of another living form.

Hence I draw a conclusion that life doesnt spare you of anything. How selfish of life ??

S3 IS Rocks..

This is my latesht Canon Powershot S3 IS. Today finally i got the cam deliverd to me. Actually i askd rahulz sis to buy it for me from philadelphia.

Got an oppertuniry to click some foto an watch out the result coz i had loads of work there in office. But i coldnt make head and tail out of it since it has some loads of function and so many butttons that i was literally confused how to switch it on. Any way ,watch out the foto of the fographing deving n Be jealous of me...

Atheist Joke

A priest in a small rural town was very fond of his 10 chickens and 1
handsome cock he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.

One Saturday night the priest discovered that the rooster was missing.

At the same time the priest heard rumors of cockfights being held in town.

Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Mass.

During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome cock?"

All the women stood up.

"Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean either. Who among you will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to you?

" Half the women stood up.

"Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody seen my cock?"

All the choirboys stood up.

Atheism

The philosophy of Atheism represents a concept of life without any metaphysical Beyond or Divine Regulator. It is the concept of an actual, real world with its liberating, expanding and beautifying possibilities, as against an unreal world, which, with its spirits, oracles, and mean contentment has kept humanity in helpless degradation.

God doesnt Exist

Heisenberg's uncertainty principle:

"In 1927, Heisenberg proposed a principle that has utmost importance in the philosophical groundwork for quantum mechanics. He deduced that when the uncertainties in the simultaneous measurement of momentum and position for a particle are multiplied together, the product is approximately equal to Planck's constant divided by 4Pi." (Chang, 1981) It is impossible to know the exact position and momentum of a particle at the same time. It is also impossible to know the exact kinetic energy of a particle in a finite amount of time, which is particularly useful for estimating spectral line widths. This comes in conflict with the ability of god to know everything that will happen. The reason for the uncertainty principle has not only to do with errors in the measurement, but is a result of the dual character of matter as both wave function and particle (Davies, 1983, chapter 8). One can argue with this and say that not enough is known about the dual nature of matter to say this disproves god, but until we have that knowledge I contend that the default position would be not to believe in god.
If I have understood this right particles are composed of a kind of quantum particles which disappear and reappear occasionally. So a photon is only a statistic probability to find these quantum particles of which it is composed. Big objects, such as tennis balls, are never affected by this because they consist of billions and billions of quantum particles so the statistic probability to find the objects at a given location at a given time is 100%. A very small particle such as a photon consists of only a few quantum particles so a single photon can change it's location or momentum in a way which is impossible to calculate. If this is is a correct description of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle I don't understand how god would be able to violate it.
I have removed this argument, because the theist could always claim that it is god, who makes these particles to disappear and reappear. They could even claim that this is how god interacts with the world.

Buisy Bee

So here i am ,undergoing one of the most hectic days in office. first of all i don't have the company of those people who could have helped me out of the problem that i am facing here sitting alone.
The keyboard screams, the monitor shouts at me, mouse not coming in my grip,even the pen is lipping away. i don't know whats happening.
I had my first review call that was a telephonic conference held with Rob n Bill from US. I was scared a bit about that but everything went cool. They inquired about the unsolved issues but i had prepared an answer before entering the conversation well.
The worst part is that all the issues that i am facing and solving now are almost familiar but all of them have some add ons that prevent me from getting the issues sorted out. I am royaly stuck. Though i think that its not proper to have a nap at such a crucial time when you find that nothing is working, i will go for one.
Tomorrow i am suppose i will be leaving bit early coz pali n mukherjee gotta leave for their home for the vacation. me ! wil get a chance to go to my home town on 17th feb.

Hell is Freezing

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Here is the "Bonus Question" on the exam:

Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:
1.. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2.. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa (a girlfriend of mine during my Freshman year) that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is Exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."

A series

Does your name begin with: A

U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get.You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints & you ever pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is! intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very Practical, & not very emotional Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.

Joke of the day

Customer : "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computerwon't boot properly."

Tech Support : "What does it say?"

Customer : "Something about an error and non-system disk."

Tech Support : "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"

Customer : "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."

Tech support : @@@@@

Stages in human life

The Four Liquid stages of life. Ho wmany are are you through?

Horoscore- The Days Ahead

OVERVIEW:

This year, idealistic Aquarius shines brightly. You truly are a visionary with a high sense of purpose and an advanced way of thinking. It will be very easy for you to express your individuality and altruistic ideals. New opportunities will arise to express your true feelings and perceptions in ways that increase your confidence.
You will find that you have unique ways of earning money this year. You will be able to bring your visionary ideals to a personal level and attract tangible rewards that benefit your value system. Take on a more imaginative way of expressing yourself. You may choose to experiment with different lifestyles this year. You have a tremendous drive for independence and don't like to work for other people as much as having your own business, so you may be motivated to think about how to manifest a new business. Your career may take on more of a passionate way of using your intuitive abilities to get to the inner meaning of things. Your efforts will allow new resources to evolve in your life and lead to the greater good.
You will also likely be concerned with changing your physical environment. In love relationships this year, you will be very energetic and may very well attract a flamboyant and energetic significant other. Your magnetic personality will bring you a good match who will be equally giving and excited to have a whirlwind of passion, love and joy in life.

CAREER:

You have an inventive, logical mind and are full of positive energy for starting new projects this year. You would do well investigating methods of bringing potentialities to the forefront. You are easy to get along with and excel in areas of partnerships and business relationships. You have good judgment, diplomacy and tact, and are outwardly directed while at the same time being very self-reliant.
Your financial integrity is deepened in 2007, and benefits will be easily attained through influential friendships that help you accomplish your dreams. You are socially conscious and work well with high-minded groups with strong humanitarian ideals. You love working with others and do well when you have lots of people around you. You are a natural conduit for receiving the resources you need to help you in your career; you learn more from experience than from school. Ideas are not important to you if they don't have a practical application.
Marketing would be a great avenue for you to utilize your talent in finding areas that need creativity. You are good at analyzing situations and have a practical mentality with great powers of reason. Others find you dependable and know they can rely on your thought process. You focus mentally through speaking and writing. There's a strong connection between your inner awareness and your professional ambitions in the world. Toward the end of the year, your energies may be needed in compassionate services. You have a big heart and would do well in the capacity of caregiving or working with those with special needs.

LOVE:

You love going out on the town, and you need to be seen in order to feel connected with others. You have a very demonstrative and affectionate nature, and this year you will need to be where people go to escape the more serious realms of critical thinking. You may overwhelm others who aren't inclined toward enjoying the theatrical expression of their emotions. You need to be surrounded by people who value your playfulness and self-expression. You are at your best when you drop your concern for others' opinions and relax into being yourself.
You will experience a need to express yourself clearly and energetically to make sure your needs are met this year. You are very loyal in your one-on-one partnership and expect the same in return. You enjoy all the enthusiasm in your love life and find that you can't live without this special person who brings you so much excitement and wonder. You may be somewhat of a dreamer and romanticize emotions, yet your dreams may reflect truths when you are in tune to your higher awareness.
You love travel and are likely to take many journeys. Around autumn, you are excited by a harmonious relationship and find that what's nice on your own is especially nice with another. In marriage, you will have the chance to balance your energy. You easily share your sensitive and caring nature, which is very devoted and loyal. You value kindness above all else, based on the foundation you likely had growing up in a calm and beneficial home environment. You have a strong need to share your philosophy of life with someone who has emotional sensitivity in the subconscious realms. Buckle your seatbelt, Aquarius!

No cricket today

Now thats what called a bad luck. Yesterday people at BOC encoureged the dormant cricketer in me so much that depite being in night shift , i came to office quite early i.e at 5:45 pm instead of 9.I rode my pulsar all the way from BTM Stage II to Electronic city in that peak hour. That was just coz the BOC team had a plan to play some shots at the basket ball court here at satyam inflood lights. So I had come all prepare, with a ball and full sportsman spirit.
But all the feeling seemed deep sinking to the bottom most part of my heart when we got the news that the flood lights are out of order and in addition to that, the cricket bat is missing. So....nothing doing. I had to do some extra efforts to finish off the work that my senior was pending with. And to make the matter worse, my RM had sent the work schedule for the next week stating that I...Yes ME...will again continue with the night shift for the full month coz many of the people will be going on a leave. Well that so horrable. NO probs, tomorrow..a week end will make me feel better. We have a plan to go to bennarghatta National Park and njoy some safari ride....My heart is filld up like a baloon...

Get together at Home Needs

Now I think that I have completely settled down here in bangalore after a lot of turmoil in my life. Now, we (Ravi,Pali,Kachra n Mukhhi) stay together in a 3 BHK flat situated in one of the best residencial srea in bangalore. In the evening when other people return to theis Sweet Home, I am in the process of resuming my night shift duty, which i think will be only till the coming week.

Anyway, the best part of this kinda work shift is that we all 5 frenz meet at a single point, The Home Needs Supermarket. So, sitting down on the stairs of home need, sipping that Rs 2 chai (the MNIT styl) and occasional puffs of 'Gudang Garam' makes the Plum cake kinda life worth living. And the 'toppin' to the cake comes in form of cool n hot babes passing by. Now I reason why kachra inhibits that place in our absence (Loveena!!!! Are you listning???).

Well, I got into the cab as aoon as i saw a missed call from vinu, my senior here at satyam. And the saga continued there after. The only thing that I like about the night shift is the Ice-cream servings at amul counter here my canteen. They serve delicious flavours ...kesar pista, sundayz swirl..and hot gulab jamoon. That contrast really suits the 12 degree temperature outside the A/C cubicals.

I hope jhasoo again will be online at 6.15 pm, US local time (I am working on US server) on google talk from Michigan.

Frustration

This is sumthin sick that u keep on banging ur head against fuckin pc an keep on monitoring the remidy tool sitting late at night...almost morning in office...alone. Thats the kinda job i am into.this fuckin schedule has changed full biological cycle of my body man!! i cant eat when i want to! i cant shit when i want to! i cant sleep when this part of the world is sinking deep into sleep. That the work of being in maintenence project in an off-shore development centre.I had never thought that earning money is so difficult a task.well now i am used to uninhabited barren land with a coffee vending machine nearby, few ciggrettes in pocket,a useless cell phone(no budy is there to recieve my call at this time), a comfortable chai and ya...a PC. and the only connection with the outer world that i have is Internet.Long back immidietly after my training at hyderabad when i got this offer to join this project there at bangalore,i was so happy that i overlooked the possibility of being frustrated with the job.Its almost a week that i met my other 4 flat mates last.even week end is spent sleeping allday.Today was also no better. Followed the same old sterio typed schedule of getting up at 6pm,fagging, sip of tea,bathing,getting into my office cab at 8 n into the work place at 9.Give me Break, God, if at all you exist!!